>>> Shit That Rules

Meat

I don't know if it's the fact that I only eat egg sandwiches and burrtos all the time, but nothing beats going home for home-cooked MEAT. It's fucking great. Steak, pork chops, lamb chops, ground beef, cutlet, all of it is great. Not to mention raw meat is the funnest thing to play with. Too bad you could get diseases from that. The only thing better than meat by itself is MEAT and CHEESE. Oh yeah.


Stickers

Stickers are a gift from some other worldly being. You can put a message on a piece of sticky paper and stick it somewhere. Going around town and sticking Punogre stickers on things is a great way to pass time. It's also fun to check out the other stickers stuck on shit around town. It's like a whole sub culture of people who communicate through little sticky pieces of art.


Vice Magazine

What a great magazine. Cool photography, porn, graffiti, fashion, cool ads, nice art, funny articles, and just general cool shit. And it's completely free. A color mag printed on gloss paper for free. You can get it in most "trendy" places or check out their website, viceland.com, for info on subscriptions.


DSL

I don't know what the hell I was doing before DSL. Oh yeah, not downloading uneccessary amounts of porn. Once you view the internet through DSL you can never go back to dial up.


Honey Bunches of Oats

Something illegal is going on at Post Cereal company because they made healthy cereal taste really fucking good. This is the greatest damn cereal ever. I could eat it as a meal for the rest of my life. I don't think I could ever get tired of it.


Cliff Yablonski

This guy is the shit. He takes pictures of ugly people that he finds around the net and posts them on his site and makes fun of them. Yeah it's not very mature but fuck that, it's funny as hell.

Check it out: Cliff Yablonski Hates You


DVD

DVD is perfect for people who love movies like the people here at Punogre. No more stupid tapes, no more tracking, no more tape jams or breaks. Just perfect quality movies in wide screen format with plenty of good outtakes and deleted scenes. Some of them even have commentary by the cast or special effects features. Plus with the DVD I own, I can play VCD's I burn off the internet or rip rentals with my roomates computer. DVD is the next CD. Beta is gone, and VHS is next.


He-Man

He-Man was the best. The cartoon ruled. I had all the action figures, even the ones where if you hit the chest the plate on He-Man or Skeletor's chest would flip to add scars and stuff. Also had the Skeletor's lair that had the face on the front and when you would talk through a microphone the mouth would move. Man I loved those toys. When I was 5 me and my friend Parrish found an old 8mm camera in the garage and set up a 3 hour long movie that we filmed. We mixed Star Wars action figures with He-Man and even M.U.S.C.L.E.S into one big story. We were so pissed when we found out there was no film in the thing. After about an hour we forgot about it and went back to bitching and moaning at Parrish's grandpa until he dialed 1-800-DIAL-MTV and requested Motley Crue's "Girls, Girls, Girls." Ah, those were the days.


Shaving in the Shower

I read somewhere about this. You get in the shower, let the heat and the steam soak into your face for about 10 minutes. Then you just start hacking away at your face. You can go any direction and go over parts multiple times and you don't cut your face at all because of the moisture making your face so soft. You get the cleanest, smoothest shave ever.


The Color Grey

It goes with anything.


Mosh Pits

I went to a few concerts without pit tickets and had fun. Then I went to my first pit concert and it was so much better. It's the only way to see a concert. You can beat the piss out fo someone and jump on their back and get kicked in the face and once the song is done everyone's shaking hands and patting backs. Then the music starts up and you start fucking people up again. Only setback is the strong B.O. and you get covered in sweat. But it's fun.


Alcohol

Yeah, I know this is an easy one. But you can't deny it fits in this category. Greatest thing since sliced lime. And it tastes better underage.


The Human Body

I cut my thumb. It bled. It dried. It scabbed. It healed. New skin, no cut. Amazing!


Britney Spears' Right Breast

Every guy in the country is waiting until we get to see the whole tit all at once instad of a nipple shot here or there. That's a fully, man. You know you'd give your left nut to be able to handle that tit right there for just a few minutes.


Anything Free

Shit that's free is great. You can find these sites with links to tons of free shit. I've ordered butter samples, condoms, cheese, and detergent for free before. Not to use all at once by the way. Plus sending your friends free tampon and maxi pad samples is fun shit.


Lego

If you don't know why Legos are on this list you have some serious problems.


Hooded Sweaters

Probably the most comfortable piece of clothing to wear. It's like a t-shirt that you can stay warm in. Most of my wardrobe up here in SF since it's so damn cold.


MP3

Helping me not buy dissapointing music CD's since 1997.


Britney Spears' Left Breast

The only thing better than the right one.


Food That Makes You Cough

This is kind of hard to explain. Back in elementary school they used to have snack sales after school got out. They used to sell Squeeze Pops that were syrup and ice frozen together. You squeezed them up into your mouth and ate the flavored ice. They fuckin ruled. And they were so damn sweet that if you swallowed to much you got this little coughing feeling in your throat that would be there for a while with the aftertaste. Those things were so damn sweet that made you cough. That's some good shit.


When the quarter door is open on arcade machines

Dude, this is like the dream when you're young and at the arcade. I remember the first time we found a game that they left the door open on. We had a field day. Free games and when you're ready to leave, lots of money to take.


The Beach

Growin up in Southern Cali you have to be a beach kid. The beach is this shit. Relaxation, girlies in bikinis, waves, and friends. Fuckin perfect.


The Female Gender

We wouldn't be here without them and we'd have nothing but hairy asses to look at without them. Girls are the shit. They smell good, and they have soft skin. Woohoo!


Jackie "The Jokeman" Martling

This dude is the funniest member of the Howard Stern staff. His jokes and his standup are dirty as hell, but its fuckin hilarious. He's got a great voice too. Check out his site at www.jokeland.com and watch his 3D Jokeman. It rocks.


Ambesol

Ever go to the dentist and have tooth pain. They give you this topical anesthetic to rub on your gums and numb your mouth. Well, the market sells the same shit but a little less potent. It's called Ambesol. It's fuckin awesome. You just put it in your mouth and it numbs it down. Your whole mouth goes numb if you use enough. I wish I could fill a bathtub with that shit and just dip my whole body into it and go numb. That would rule.


Net Negros

Plain and simple, black people on the internet rock. The more the better I say.


Night

I do my best work at night. Right, ladies? Seriously though. The morning sucks ass. Nightime means fun, good TV, alcohol, and sleep. Night rules.


Porn

Alright, I know this is supposed to be taboo and all that crap. Fuck it. Porn is cool. Shit, it's not like I'm swimming in girls, so how else am I going to entertain myself? Plus porn is really great at parties, it seems to bring drunk people together to make them laugh.


Taco Bell

The best fast food in the free world. And it's cheap as fuck.


Yuppy Drinks

The place I work gets this shit by the case and has them chilled everyday in the fridge for free for us hard workers. I thought they'd suck, but I was wrong. They're fucking good. Made with fruit juices and mineral water. I think they're good for you too.


© Punogre 1998-2001