|
|
Meat |
I
don't know if it's the fact that I only eat egg sandwiches
and burrtos all the time, but nothing beats going home for
home-cooked MEAT. It's fucking great. Steak, pork chops,
lamb chops, ground beef, cutlet, all of it is great. Not
to mention raw meat is the funnest thing to play with. Too
bad you could get diseases from that. The only thing better
than meat by itself is MEAT and CHEESE. Oh yeah.
|
|
Stickers |
Stickers
are a gift from some other worldly being. You can put a
message on a piece of sticky paper and stick it somewhere.
Going around town and sticking Punogre stickers on things
is a great way to pass time. It's also fun to check out
the other stickers stuck on shit around town. It's like
a whole sub culture of people who communicate through little
sticky pieces of art.
|
|
Vice
Magazine |
What
a great magazine. Cool photography, porn, graffiti, fashion,
cool ads, nice art, funny articles, and just general cool
shit. And it's completely free. A color mag printed on gloss
paper for free. You can get it in most "trendy"
places or check out their website, viceland.com,
for info on subscriptions.
|
|
DSL |
I
don't know what the hell I was doing before DSL. Oh yeah,
not downloading uneccessary amounts of porn. Once you view
the internet through DSL you can never go back to dial up.
|
|
Honey
Bunches of Oats |
Something
illegal is going on at Post Cereal company because they
made healthy cereal taste really fucking good. This is the
greatest damn cereal ever. I could eat it as a meal for
the rest of my life. I don't think I could ever get tired
of it.
|
|
Cliff
Yablonski |
This
guy is the shit. He takes pictures of ugly people that he
finds around the net and posts them on his site and makes
fun of them. Yeah it's not very mature but fuck that, it's
funny as hell.
Check
it out: Cliff
Yablonski Hates You
|
|
DVD |
DVD
is perfect for people who love movies like the people here
at Punogre. No more stupid tapes, no more tracking, no more
tape jams or breaks. Just perfect quality movies in wide
screen format with plenty of good outtakes and deleted scenes.
Some of them even have commentary by the cast or special
effects features. Plus with the DVD I own, I can play VCD's
I burn off the internet or rip rentals with my roomates
computer. DVD is the next CD. Beta is gone, and VHS is next.
|
|
He-Man |
He-Man
was the best. The cartoon ruled. I had all the action figures,
even the ones where if you hit the chest the plate on He-Man
or Skeletor's chest would flip to add scars and stuff. Also
had the Skeletor's lair that had the face on the front and
when you would talk through a microphone the mouth would
move. Man I loved those toys. When I was 5 me and my friend
Parrish found an old 8mm camera in the garage and set up
a 3 hour long movie that we filmed. We mixed Star Wars action
figures with He-Man and even M.U.S.C.L.E.S into one big
story. We were so pissed when we found out there was no
film in the thing. After about an hour we forgot about it
and went back to bitching and moaning at Parrish's grandpa
until he dialed 1-800-DIAL-MTV and requested Motley Crue's
"Girls, Girls, Girls." Ah, those were the days.
|
|
Shaving
in the Shower |
I
read somewhere about this. You get in the shower, let the
heat and the steam soak into your face for about 10 minutes.
Then you just start hacking away at your face. You can go
any direction and go over parts multiple times and you don't
cut your face at all because of the moisture making your
face so soft. You get the cleanest, smoothest shave ever.
|
|
The Color Grey |
It
goes with anything.
|
|
Mosh Pits |
I
went to a few concerts without pit tickets and had fun.
Then I went to my first pit concert and it was so much better.
It's the only way to see a concert. You can beat the piss
out fo someone and jump on their back and get kicked in
the face and once the song is done everyone's shaking hands
and patting backs. Then the music starts up and you start
fucking people up again. Only setback is the strong B.O.
and you get covered in sweat. But it's fun.
|
|
Alcohol |
Yeah,
I know this is an easy one. But you can't deny it fits in
this category. Greatest thing since sliced lime. And it
tastes better underage.
|
|
The Human Body |
I
cut my thumb. It bled. It dried. It scabbed. It healed.
New skin, no cut. Amazing!
|
|
Britney Spears' Right Breast |
Every
guy in the country is waiting until we get to see the whole
tit all at once instad of a nipple shot here or there. That's
a fully, man. You know you'd give your left nut to be able
to handle that tit right there for just a few minutes.
|
|
Anything Free |
Shit
that's free is great. You can find these sites with links
to tons of free shit. I've ordered butter samples, condoms,
cheese, and detergent for free before. Not to use all at
once by the way. Plus sending your friends free tampon and
maxi pad samples is fun shit.
|
|
Lego |
If
you don't know why Legos are on this list you have some
serious problems.
|
|
Hooded Sweaters |
Probably
the most comfortable piece of clothing to wear. It's like
a t-shirt that you can stay warm in. Most of my wardrobe
up here in SF since it's so damn cold.
|
|
MP3 |
Helping
me not buy dissapointing music CD's since 1997.
|
|
Britney Spears' Left Breast |
The
only thing better than the right one.
|
|
Food That Makes You Cough |
This
is kind of hard to explain. Back in elementary school they
used to have snack sales after school got out. They used
to sell Squeeze Pops that were syrup and ice frozen together.
You squeezed them up into your mouth and ate the flavored
ice. They fuckin ruled. And they were so damn sweet that
if you swallowed to much you got this little coughing feeling
in your throat that would be there for a while with the
aftertaste. Those things were so damn sweet that made you
cough. That's some good shit.
|
|
When the quarter door is open on arcade machines |
Dude,
this is like the dream when you're young and at the arcade.
I remember the first time we found a game that they left
the door open on. We had a field day. Free games and when
you're ready to leave, lots of money to take.
|
|
The Beach |
Growin
up in Southern Cali you have to be a beach kid. The beach
is this shit. Relaxation, girlies in bikinis, waves, and
friends. Fuckin perfect.
|
|
The Female Gender |
We
wouldn't be here without them and we'd have nothing but
hairy asses to look at without them. Girls are the shit.
They smell good, and they have soft skin. Woohoo!
|
|
Jackie "The Jokeman" Martling |
This
dude is the funniest member of the Howard Stern staff. His
jokes and his standup are dirty as hell, but its fuckin
hilarious. He's got a great voice too. Check out his site
at www.jokeland.com
and watch his 3D Jokeman. It rocks.
|
|
Ambesol |
Ever
go to the dentist and have tooth pain. They give you this
topical anesthetic to rub on your gums and numb your mouth.
Well, the market sells the same shit but a little less potent.
It's called Ambesol. It's fuckin awesome. You just put it
in your mouth and it numbs it down. Your whole mouth goes
numb if you use enough. I wish I could fill a bathtub with
that shit and just dip my whole body into it and go numb.
That would rule.
|
|
Net Negros |
Plain
and simple, black people on the internet rock. The more
the better I say.
|
|
Night |
I
do my best work at night. Right, ladies? Seriously though.
The morning sucks ass. Nightime means fun, good TV, alcohol,
and sleep. Night rules.
|
|
Porn |
Alright,
I know this is supposed to be taboo and all that crap. Fuck
it. Porn is cool. Shit, it's not like I'm swimming in girls,
so how else am I going to entertain myself? Plus porn is
really great at parties, it seems to bring drunk people
together to make them laugh.
|
|
Taco Bell |
The
best fast food in the free world. And it's cheap as fuck.
|
|
Yuppy Drinks |
The
place I work gets this shit by the case and has them chilled
everyday in the fridge for free for us hard workers. I thought
they'd suck, but I was wrong. They're fucking good. Made
with fruit juices and mineral water. I think they're good
for you too.
|
|
|