fatal four-way hell in the cell match
(every person for his or her self, winner gets sole possession of Jonathan Yu's soul)
Jonathan Yu vs Rory Brown vs Adam Riff™ vs Britney Spears
wrestlepalooza championship
Ross Fischer vs Satan
cruiserweight championship
bar room brawl
(contestants must be thoroughly intoxicated before match)
Dan Green vs Jae Min
hardcore championship
(no disqualification, falls count anywhere)
Chris Brooks vs Stephen Hawking
intercontinental championship
lumberjack match
(lumberjacks stand outside ring and must attack anybody who falls out of it)
Keith Stanski vs Myriah Cornwell
lumberjacks:
Sima Gandhi
Nadia Heninger
Lilia Lopez
Sarah Madden
tag team championship
tables, ladders, and chairs match
(every team for themselves, no DQ for use of TLC, climb ladder and get title belts suspended above center of ring to win)
Christina and Jon Baer vs Stephanie and Valerie Chen vs
Derek and Stephanie Fong and The Rock vs Seth and Henry Freedland
vs Mystery Opponents
women's championship match
Jose Antonio Vargas vs Michelle Kwan
coffin match
(lock opponent in coffin to win)
Marianne Madden vs Justin Timberlake with Arica Fong
gladiator match
(every man for himself, kill both opponents to win)
Russell Crowe vs Daniel Palay vs Dr. Phil
spanking match
(spank opponent to win)
Dan Means vs Christopher Walken
street fight
(no disqualification, must score pinfall in ring)
Martin Roark vs Zach Mattos
bra and panties match
(strip opponent down to bra and panties to win)
Mariam Al-Shamma vs Chris Colburn
CANCELED
leather strap match
(opponents are connected by a leather strap)
Rory Hornblower vs Ang Lee
CANCELED
stink face match
special referee: Brad Czajkowski
(sit on opponent's face to win)
Jennifer Lopez vs Rosie O'Donnell
CANCELED
inferno match
(set opponent on fire to win)
Eminem vs Tiger Woods
triple threat last man standing match
(every man for himself, ten-count pinfall to win)
Fred Durst vs Daniel Clemens vs Tim Farrell
submission match
(make opponent tap out to win)
Alex Roome vs Haley Joel Osment
first blood match
(make opponent bleed to win)
Ryan Condon vs Laura Bush
CANCELED
barbed wire match
(barbed wire ring ropes)
Alex Rodriguez vs Anna Nicole Smith
handicap match
(four-on-one)
Derek Chow, Tanya Gabrielian, Ryan Malatesta and Aaron Rubenstein vs Claudine Montecillo
15-person battle royal
(everybody in the ring, elimination occurs when thrown over top rope and both feet touch ground, last person standing wins)
Jonathan Yu
Shea Anderson
Scott Brown
Marilyn Cooney
Jill Denny
Carol Gontang
Patricia Hyland
Marti Mittman
Matt Neely
Paige Price
Hugh Riddell
Diane Tavenner
Katie Thornburg
Jill Toby
Lauren White
tag team mud match
(two people at a time in ring, ring is mud pit)
Greg Jenkins and Mandy Moore vs Elvin Lee and Katy Guyon
curtain jerker
(opening act)
Josh Karlin-Resnick vs a bear
unless otherwise noted, all matches entail a three-count pinfall to win